我叫艾许 My name is Ash,
是个奴隶 and I am a slave.
照我的判断 现在是西元1300年 Close as I can figure it, the year is 1300 A.D.,
我被拖曳着踏上死亡路程 and I'm being dragged to my death.
事情一开始不是这样的 It wasn't always like this.
我也有过真实的生活 I had a real life once.
还有一份工作 A job.
艾许请到第四收银台 Ash to price check four.
五金器具 12号走道 Um, hardware, aisle 12.
物美价廉 保证物美价廉 Shop smart. Shop S-mart.
我有个很好的女朋友 琳达 I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda.
我们一起开车到山上小屋渡假 Together, we drove to a small cabin in the mountains.
有位考古学家来到这偏僻的地方… It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place
致力翻译与研究他的最新发现 to translate and study his latest find...
“死灵之书” Necronomicon Ex Moms,
“死灵之书” the Book of the Dead.
用人皮制成 以血液书写 Bound in human flesh and inked in blood,
这本古籍记载了玄奇的埋葬仪式 this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites,
葬礼的咒语以及… funerary incantations and...
恶魔复活等 demon resurrection passages.
此书根本就不应存在人间 It was never meant for the world of the living.
它唤醒了树林中的邪魔 The book awoke something dark in the woods.
琳达被抓走了 It took Linda.
然后又来抓我 And then it came for me.
邪魔进到我手里 It got into my hand and it went bad.
我只好断腕自保 So I lopped it off at the wrist.
但它没完没了 But that didn't stop it.
它回来了 It came back.
大场面 Big time.
天啊！ My God!
怎么让它停止？ How do you stop it?
鬼玩人3：魔界英豪
堵住这个陌生人！ Surround the stranger!
好了 大家排队！ All right, you men, fall in!
所有人 步伐一致！ All 0' ya, keep apace!
我这是在哪儿… Where in the hell...
站好了 恶鬼！ Stand fast, hellhound!
不 不 Now, now.
别冲动 头儿 Easy now, chief.
我不知道怎么来到这里的 I don't know how I got here,
而且… and,
我也不想找麻烦 I'm not looking for any trouble.
这盔甲真坚固！ What a piece of armor this is!
智者！ Wise man!
退后！所有人退后 回到你们的马上 快点！ Fall back! Come on, all you men. Back on your horses. Come on!
大人 My lord,
我确信他就是死灵之书里提到的使者 I believe he is the one written of in the Necronomicon.
预言说到他将从天而降 He who's prophesized to fall from the heavens...
挽救我们于鬼怪之手 and deliver us from the terrors of the Deadites.
什么？那个傻子？ What, that buffoon?
看起来… Likely,
他比较像亨利的手下！ he's one of Henry's men!
跪下 混球！ Kneel, rapscallions!
我说 把他丢进深坑里！ I say to the pit with him!
你不久就会知道这个深坑的恐怖了 You shall soon learn the horrors of the pit.
进坑！ To the pit!
你这可怜的混球… You miserable bast...
- 抓住他！ - 别抓我！ - Get him! - Get off of me!
放开我！ Let me go!
锁起来！ Chain him!
你将体会到一点点的小乐趣的 伙计 You're gonna have a little bit of wee fun, mate.
进城堡！ To the castle!
抬起脚！别拖着！ Pick up your feet! Stop draggin' your feet!
快！走！ Come on! Move along!
快 快点 Come on, now.
来吧 捡起来 尝尝这个的厉害！ Come on, pick it up. Have a taste of this!
你将会有个惊喜… All right, you men, you got something to look forward to
当你回到城堡后 when you get back to the castle.
亚瑟大人驾到！升起闸门！ Lord Arthur approaches! Raise the portcullis!
亚瑟大人！亚瑟大人驾到！ Lord Arthur! Lord Arthur approaches!
真开心 是不是？快进门 That's lovely, isn't it? Move it in.
进去 你们这些废物… Move it, you worthless...
前进！ Get on!
继续走 Move it up, boys.
上帝保佑我王！ God save the king!
上帝保佑我王 我们爱他！ God save the king. We love him!
亚瑟！他回来了！ Arthur! He's back!
亚瑟大人 Lord Arthur,
我兄弟呢？ where is my brother?
没跟您一起吗？ Did he not ride with you?
啊 骁勇善战 Aye, and fought valiantly.
但昨晚他在与亨利公爵一战中捐躯了 But last night he fell in battle to Duke Henry's men.
很抱歉 席拉 I'm sorry, Sheila.
来吧 Come on.
你这白痴！住手 杂种！ You cretin! Stop it, you bastard!
野蛮人！ You barbarian!
不！住手！住手 Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it!
滚开 你这杂种！ Get outta here, you little brat!
下流东西！ Foul thing!
你倒霉吧 畜生！ A pox on you, brute!
你是杀人凶手！杀人凶手！ Thou art a murderer! A black murderer!
我要为我兄弟复仇！ My brother's death shall be avenged!
本队 候令！ Company, halt!
除去他的项圈！ Get that yoke off 'im!
杀死他们！ Kill them!
将他们投入坑中！ Put them into the pit!
你不是我的奴隶 You, sir, are not one of my vassals.
你是谁？ Who are you?
谁在问？ Who wants to know?
我是红衣亨利 lam Henry the Red,
薛尔公爵 Duke of Shael,
北陆之王 也是人民的领导者 Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
噢 你好 “美裤子”先生 Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants.
跟你说吧 老兄 I got news for you, pal.
现在你只领导两样事情 You ain't leadin' but two things right now,
狗跟屎 这里没狗 Jack and shit, and Jack left town.
闭上你的鸟嘴！ Shut your bleedin' hole!
先生们 亚瑟大人！ Gentlemen, Lord Arthur!
此地的恶魔已苏醒 There is an evil awakened in this land,
而我的人民为了自己的灵魂拼命抵抗 and while my people fight for their very souls against it,
你 红衣亨利 向我们宣战！ you, Henry the Red, wage war on us!
骗子！ Charlatan!
是你先攻击我们的！ It was you who first turned your swords on us!
这个恶魔也已败坏了我的手下！ And this evil has befouled my people as well!
你的手下也不见得比那深坑里的 Your people are no better than the foul corruption...
恶魔好多少 that lies in the bowels of that pit.
对 你也好不了多少 Right, you're no better.
愿神怜悯你的灵魂 May God have mercy upon your souls.
天啊！是什么东西？ God's name! What hell-spawned thing lurks there?
把他丢进深坑去跟嗜血杂种作伴！ Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of whores!
不！不！ No! No!
不！不！ No, no!
天！天啊！ Heavenly God!
他逃走了！ He's escaping!
- 抓住！ - 抓住他！ - Hold to! - Hold him!
下一个是谁？ Who's next?
是他 哈 他发抖了！ It's him. Aye, he trembles!
他们看起来没那么精明了吧？ They don't look so clever now, do they?
他吓坏了！他吓得脸都白了！ He's frightened! He's frightened white!
等等 停下 Wait a minute. Hold it.
等一下 你得明白 老兄 Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man.
我之前从没见过这些混球 I never even saw these assholes before.
- 把他带过去！ - 他吓坏了！ - Get him in there! - He trembles!
他在求饶！ He's begging!
你在等什么？ What are you waitin' for?
亨利！ Henry!
你得告诉他们 你不认识我 You gotta tell him you don't know me.
我们素未谋面 说啊 We never met. Tell him.
他不会听的 小兄弟 I do not think he'll listen, lad.
听清楚 Look.
我要说的是你们抓错人了 I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy.
你喜欢这个深坑吗？这个坑很不错吧？ How do you like the pit? Isn't the pit wonderful?
怎么 你… Why, you...
铁钉 Spikes.
他说“铁钉” 给他上铁钉！ He says, "Spikes." Give him spikes!
让开！陌生人！ Make way! Strange one!
陌生人！ Strange one!
好！ Yes!
诅咒你！诅咒你！ Damn you. Damn you!
你的鞋带松了 You know, your shoelace is untied.
好吧 All right.
谁来挑战？ Who wants some?
该谁来？ Who's next, huh?
来啊？ How 'bout it?
谁来？ Who wants some, huh?
谁要来挑战？ Who wants to have a little?
你 You.
你还要打吗？ You want some more?
嗯？ Huh?
你要吗？ You want a little?
你？ Do ya?
要不要打？ Do ya want some more?
快上马 赶紧走吧 Now get on those horses and get outta here.
放他们走！ Let 'em go!
停！ Halt!
谢谢你们的款待！ Thank you, generous hosts!
拿剑的人！ Sword boy!
骄傲的人… For that arrogance,
我要将你杀死 I shall see you dead.
好 Yeah.
你们这些未开化的白痴们 听好了 All right, you primitive screw heads, listen up.
看到这个？ See this?
这是我的枪炮！ This is my boom stick!
口径12公分的双排雷敏顿枪 It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington.
美而廉超市的顶尖货色 S-mart's top of the line.
你可以在运动器材部门买到 You can find this in the sporting goods department.
没错 这把宝贝枪是密西根州的大溪城制造 That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
零售价是109.95美元 Retails for about $109.95.
枪托是由核桃木做成 枪身由镀钴蓝钢打造 It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel...
配上灵敏板机 and a hair trigger.
对啦 绝对物超所值 That's right, shop smart.
物超所值 懂了吗？ Shop S-mart. You got that?
- 是的 懂了 - 是的 - Yes, sir. Right. - Yes, sir.
我发誓 Now I swear...
你们谁要是敢… the next one of you primates...
再碰我一下… even touches me...
现在… Now,
来谈谈我该怎么回去吧 let's talk about how I get back home.
我恳求您的宽恕 大人 I prithee to forgive me, m'lord.
我以为您是亨利的同党 I believed thee one of Henry's men.
一开始你要杀我 现在你要吻我 First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.
滚 Blow.
怎么样？能不能送我回去？ So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not?
只有死灵之书才有能力 Only the Necronomicon has the power.
我们也在找这本邪恶的书 An unholy book which we also require.
书中记载着如何让你回到自己的时空 Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time.
只有你 上天的使者 才能拿到它 Only you, the Promised One, can quest for it.
我不要你的书 I don't want your book.
也不听你废话 I don't want your bullshit.
赶快把我送回我的时空 Just send me back to my own time.
立即 现在 快… Pronto, today, chop...
你该死！ You shall die!
你绝不可以拿死灵之书！ You shall never obtain the Necronomicon!
我们将饱餐你的灵魂！ We shall feast upon your souls!
那是魔法 拿斧头来 It's a trick. Get an axe.
守卫 守卫 阻止她！ Guards, guards, stop it!
- 抓住巫婆！ - 处死她！ - Catch the witch! - Death to the witch!
吃点粥吧！ Have some porridge!
我的眼睛！我瞎了！天 我瞎了！ My eyes! I'm blind! Oh, God, I'm blind!
不 不要！ No, don't!
喂 妖女！ Yo, she-bitch.
来啊 Let's go.
如果死灵之书落在邪恶人手中 If the Necronomicon fell into the hands of the Deadites,
所有人类都会被恶魔消灭 all mankind will be consumed by this evil.
现在你愿意去取书了吗？ Now will thou quest for the book?
那个 That one.
太棒了 Groovy.
怎么？你在农场长大的啊？ What's the matter? You raised in a barn?
关门 Shut the door.
大概是跟这些原始人一样 都在农场长大的 Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
智者说你是上天派遣来的 The wise men say that thou art The Promised One.
据说你要去取书来帮助我们 'Tis said that thou wilt journey for the book to help us,
你会带领我们抵抗邪魔 and that thou wilt lead our people against the evil.
我拿书的唯一目的只是要回家 The only reason I'm going to get the book is to get home.
听说你会一早出发 I believe that thou wilt be leaving in the morning.
别碰 拜托 你未开发的智慧 Don't touch that, please. Your primitive intellect...
无法理解合成金属成分 wouldn't understand alloys and compositions...
还有原子单位结构… and things with molecular structures in the...
你来这里干嘛？ What are you doin' here anyway?
我要跟你说… I wanted to say that all of my...
我会为你祷告祈福 all of my hopes and prayers go with you,
我帮你做了这个 and I made this for thee.
好 我正需要马垫 Good, I could use a horse blanket.
给我一个吻 宝贝 Give me some sugar, baby.
来吧 伙计！ Come on, boy!
稳住 Steady now.
什么？什么东西？ What? What is it?
这道路将引你到邪恶地点 This path will lead you to an unholy place.
一个墓园 A cemetery.
死灵之书就在那里 There the Necronomicon awaits.
当你在摇篮里找到这本书时 你一定要说： When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite the words,
“卡拉吐 巴拉他 尼克吐” "Klaatu barada nikto."
卡拉吐 巴拉他 尼克吐 好 Klaatu barada nikto. Okay.
再念一次 Well, repeat them.
卡拉吐 巴拉他 尼克吐 Klaatu barada nikto.
再念！ Again!
知道 知道！ I got it, I got it!
我会念那该死的咒语的 行了吧？ I know your damn words, all right?
你们两个听清楚 Now you get this straight, the both of you.
如果我拿到书 If I get that book,
你们就送我回去 you send me back.
然后 我成为历史 After that, I'm history.
怎么了？ What is it, boy?
快点！ Come on!
跑快点！ Come on, you!
嘿 咱们来好好吓吓这家伙！快点 Hey, let's scare this guy good! Come on.
加速撞击！ Ramming speed!
预备 瞄准 开火！ Ready, aim, fire!
快点！ Get away!
天啊！哦 不！ Oh, God! Oh, no!
你这小… You lousy little...
哦 不！ Oh, no!
哦 不！天啊！ Oh, no! Oh, my!
举起来！ Lift up!
伦敦桥要倒了 London bridge is falling down,
要倒了 falling down,
我的女士 my fair lady.
他起得来吗？他怎么样了？ Is he up? How is he?
嗨 他正在起来了 Hey, he's gettin' up.
真是一场恶梦 What a horrible nightmare.
等等 噢 天啊！ Wait a minute. Oh, God!
我不能动！ I can't move!
走！ And go!
张开嘴 Open wide.
杰罗尼莫！ Geronimo!
- 万岁！ - 万岁！ - Hooray! - Hooray!
好 小家伙 Okay, little fellow.
来点热巧克力吧？ How about some hot chocolate, huh?
你可尝到厉害了吧？ How'd you like the taste of that, huh?
你知道了… How'd you like the ta...
让我出去！ Let me out!
天啊！越来越大！ Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!
我瞎了 我瞎了 I'm blind. I'm blind.
你带我去哪？ Where are you takin' me?
你是什么东西？ What are you?
你是我？ Are you me?
我是坏艾许 I'm bad Ash,
你是好艾许 and you're good Ash.
你是一个老好人 You're goody little two-shoes.
你是一个老好人 You're a goody little two-shoes,
一个老好人 goody little two-shoes...
一个老好人 一个老好人 Little goody two-shoes little goody two-shoes,
一个老好人 little goody two-shoes.
一个老好人 Little goody two-shoes.
好人 Good,
坏蛋 bad.
我现在可是有枪的人了 I'm the guy with the gun.
现在让你知道我的厉害 That'll teach you. Yeah, that'll teach you.
你不可能拿到死灵之书 You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon!
拿到书前你就会死在墓园里 You'll die in the graveyard before you get it!
你脸上有什么东西？ What's that you got on your face?
我会回来算帐的 I'll come back for you!
来吧 伙计！ Come on, boy!
三本？ Three books?
等等 等等 Wait a minute. Hold it.
没人说过会有三本书 Nobody said anything about three books.
我该怎么办？ Like, what am I supposed to do?
拿一本 三本还是怎样？ Take one book, or all books, or, or what?
嗯 Well.
不是这本 Wrong book.
你！ You!
我回头再来找你 I'll get back to you.
呃… Well...
很明显了 seems fairly obvious.
等一等 密语 Wait a minute, the words.
对了 对了 对了 All right, all right, all right.
说密语 Say the words.
卡拉吐… Klaatu...
巴拉他… barada...
伊… Er...
尼克泰 Necktie.
尼克特… Nectar,
尼克尔 nickel.
笨蛋 是“N”开头的 Noodle. It's an "N" word.
确定是“N”开头的 It's definitely an "N" word.
肯定是“N”开头的 It was definitely an "N" word.
卡拉吐… Klaatu...
巴拉他… barada...
好的 Okay, then.
就这样 That's it.
等等 Wait a minute.
一切都很好 Everything's cool.
我说密语了 我说了！ I said the words. I did!
不 等等！ No, wait!
你们大家快找庇护！到护墙那里！ You people, seek cover! To the parapet!
把小孩找齐！ Seek your children!
稳住马匹！ Steady the horses!
出事了 出事了 Something's wrong. Something's amiss.
你上哪去？ Where'd you go? Where'd you g...
我会打扁你们！ I'll crush ya!
打得你们稀巴烂 臭骨头… I'll mash ya into paste, you bony cretins...
我不当他们的清道夫了 I'm through being their garbage boy.
我达成承诺 I did my part.
现在我要回去了 一切按照约定行事 Now I want back, like in the deal.
我… I...
重… live...
生 again.
那边！上天使者！ There! The Promised One!
上天使者回来了！ The Promised One's returned!
拉开铁门！ Raise the portcullis!
欢迎回家！ Welcome home!
我们得救了！ We're saved!
死灵之书！ The Necronomicon!
真是上天的使者！ Truly he is The Promised One!
他带回死灵之书了！ He's brought the Necronomicon!
- 怎么样？ - 他拿到书了！ - How are ya? - He's brought the book!
好 太好了 Yeah, great, great.
好孩子！ Good boy!
给我滚远一点！ Get the fuck outta my face!
死灵之书 快点 The Necronomicon, quickly.
拿到死灵之书了吗？ Did you bring the Necronomicon?
有 但是… Yeah, it's, it's just that...
但是什么？ Just what?
没事 拿去 Nothin'. Here.
送我回去吧 我们说好的 Now send me back. Like in the deal.
当你拿起书时 When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle,
你念了密语吗？ did you speak the words?
嗯 大致上有 Yeah, basically.
你念的密语无误吗？ Did you speak the exact words?
也许我没有一个字一个字的发音 Look, maybe I didn't say every single, little tiny syllable,
但大致上 我念了密语 no, but basically I said 'em, yeah.
你这可恨的傻子！ Dung-eating fool!
你害惨我们了 Thou hast doomed us all!
只为你念错密语 When thou misspoke the words,
死亡军团因此苏醒了！ the army of the dead awoke!
喂 慢着 菠菜下巴 Now, right there, spinach chin.
你说只要拿到书 就能把这里收拾干净 You said you could clean this mess up once you got that book.
还说书里有段话 You said there was a passage in there...
能让我重返我的时空 that could get rid of this thing and send me back.
没错 这本书还是有能力送你回去 It's true, the book still possesses the power to send you back,
但对我们来说没用！ but to us it is useless!
邪恶死者会疯狂抢夺死灵之书 The evil has a terrible hunger for the Necronomicon,
他们会找来这里！ and it will come here to get it.
我们说好的 We had a deal.
你要这本书 我帮你拿来了！ You wanted the damn book, I got it for ya.
我尽了本份 你该送我回去！ I did my part, now you send me back.
好好 Very well.
我们言而有信 As we are men of our word,
我们会依照协定行事 we shall honor our bargain.
智者会将你送回你的时空 The wise men shall return you to your own time.
噢？ Yeah?
以为他是上天使者 I thought he was the one.
是的 没错 因为我们说好了 Yeah, right. 'Cause that was the deal.
那么你认为什么时候可以… So when do you think we can...
开始准备回去… start with all the thing and the...
他是个叛徒 叛徒！ He's nothin' but a traitor, he is!
我们什么时候可以开始举行这个… When do you think we can start with all the...
仪式 并且… ceremony and...
你真是男人的耻辱！ Wretched excuse for a man!
智者真是傻瓜才相信了你 The wise men were fools to trust in you.
我知道他不值得信任 I knew he couldn't be trusted.
我还真信任过他 We put our trust in him.
我依然相信你能帮助我们 I still believe that thou wilt help us.
席拉 你还不懂？结束了 Oh, Sheila, don't you get it? It's over.
我没有那个能力 I didn't have what it took.
再见 So long.
但我们共享的一段呢？ But what of the things that we've shared?
你私下对我说的甜言蜜语呢？ What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?
那个… Oh, well...
那只是所谓的枕边细语 宝贝 Well, that's just what we call "pillow talk," baby.
没什么大意义的 That's all.
不仅是这样 It was more than that.
我仍相信你 I still have faith in thee.
我仍相信你会留下来帮我们 I still believe that thou wilt stay and save us.
我… I...
懦夫！ Coward!
看那边！恶魔！ Look there! A demon!
离开这里吧！ Let's get out of here!
艾许！救我！ Ash! Help me!
席拉！ Sheila!
快射那个血东西！ Shoot the bloody thing!
别放箭！你会伤了她！ Hold your arms! You'll hit the girl!
拿剑来！ Me sword!
可恶！ Damn you!
挖 该死的！ Dig, damn you!
挖快点！ Dig faster!
我将统领所有满身爬满蝼蚁的鬼东西… I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch
- 在战斗中死去的！ - 谢谢您！ - that ever died in battle! - Thank you, sir!
你 很好 You there, handsomely now.
我的君主 Aye, my liege.
我们去攻击他们的城堡 拿回我的书！ We shall storm their castle and get my book!
起来 你们这些恶棍！ Hoist, you damnable varlets!
欢迎回到活人的地盘 Welcome back to the land of the living.
拿起铲子来快挖！ Now pick up a shovel and get digging!
把女人带来！ Bring on the wench!
给我一个吻 宝贝 Gimme me some sugar, baby.
嗯 Well.
你真是可爱啊？ Now, ain't you a sweet little thing?
别碰我 你这恶心的东西！ Don't touch me, you foul thing!
来 乖 Come on.
就这样 That's it.
你要派上用场了 女孩 快走！ We got plans for you, girly-girl. Move!
你们没长骨头吗？ Have you lost your bones, you decomposed gobs?
滚开！ Get thee hence!
有探子来报！ A scout approaches!
牵着马 Hey, get his horse.
起来 Arise.
大人 死亡军团在野地上聚集 My lord, an army of the dead gather in the wilderness.
正朝着城堡过来 They approach the castle.
有多远？ How far from here?
才两天的路程 'Bout two days' ride.
有翅膀的是前锋 These winged ones are only the first of them.
也许我们该快逃 Perhaps we should leave this place as soon as possible.
- 到山中可保安全 - 是的 在山里 - We could be safe in the mountains. - Yes, the mountains.
- 我们快逃！ - 书上已记载了 这是注定的 - We must flee! - It is written. It has been foretold.
- 他们会夺走我们的灵魂 - 我怕！ - They'll take our souls. - I'm afraid!
所有人的灵魂 They'll swallow our souls.
我不想死！ I don't want to die!
就这样 That's it.
快逃啊 Go ahead and run.
逃回家去跟妈妈哭啊！ Run home and cry to mama!
我？ Me?
我不愿再逃了！ I'm through runnin'!
我说我们留下来跟他们拼命 I say we stay here and fight it out.
未来的人都跟你一样会说大话吗？ Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts?
不 Nope.
只有我才这样 Just me, baby.
只有我 Just me.
我们如何在城堡墙边抵抗死亡军团？ How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls?
怎么跟他们拼命？用说的吗？ How will you fight that? More words?
大部分的人都逃走了 Most of our people have already fled.
这里只剩60个人 We are but 60 men.
我们可以找红衣亨利的人来帮忙 Then we'll get Henry the Red and his men to fight with us.
现在… Now...
谁愿意加入？ who's with me?
我跟随你 I'll stand by ya.
我愿意效力 You can count on my steel.
我会献出勇气 I'll offer up my courage.
我与你共进退 Me sword's by his side.
我站在你这边！ I'm with you!
- 我愿为你肝脑涂地 - 还有我！ - I'll bend my bow to your will, sir. - And mine!
我们留下！ We'll stay!
万岁！万岁！ Hail! Hail!
万岁！万岁！万岁！ Hail! Hail! Hail!
亲爱的 Well, my dear,
跟大伙打个招呼 say hello to the boys.
很久没见这么美的人了 There's a sight for sore bones.
我是坏人… I may be bad...
但我感觉… but I feel...
很好 good.
- 谁是统领？ - 您 大人 - Who rules? - To you, my lord.
- 是您 - 向城堡前进！ - You, sir. - To the castle.
去城堡！ The castle!
赶快 Hurry up now.
城堡！推进 The castle! Let's push.
好 Good.
（基础化学）
来了！ They're coming!
死亡军团来了！ The Deadites approach!
他们就要到了 There's so damn many of 'em.
也许… Maybe...
根据书中内容 也许这些家伙能阻止他们 Just maybe my boys can stop 'em from gettin' the book.
我也许会是一位中国飞行员 And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
战垒！ Battle stations!
好吧 堆起石头 先生 要快！ All right, get those rocks up, mister, on the double!
准备好弹弓！ Ready the catapults!
上帝保佑 让他们知道我们的厉害！ By God, let's give 'em what for.
停！ And halt!
部队停下！ Company, halt!
我要撕碎他的蛋蛋 I'll rip his balls off.
叫侦察兵！ Bring forth the scout!
大人 我们已经两面都布置好了 My lord, we are positioned on both fronts.
好 好 好 Fine, fine, fine.
他们把我的书放哪里？ Where are they keeping my book?
那里 大人 在第二层墙的 There, my lord, beyond the wall.
吊桥后面 The parapet.
那是最安全的地方 That would be the most likely place.
现在 Right.
向城堡迈进！ Bring me forth into that castle!
前进！ Forward!
给我大肆进攻 放出战狗！ Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!
攻向城堡！ To the castle!
飞呀 伙计 飞呀！ Fly, mate! Fly!
杀光活人！ Death to the mortals!
弓箭手 Arrows.
点火！ Torch boy!
稳住 Steady.
发射！ Fire!
前进 邪魔 前进！ Advance, you beasts, advance!
对啦 宝贝！ Yeah, baby!
好！ All right!
长官 南面有第二波的攻击 Sire, there's a second division approaching from the south.
冲进城门！ Ram the gates!
弹弓手 Catapults.
弹弓手出动！ Catapults out!
发射！ Fire!
- 看那边！ - 烧的是什么？ - Look there! - What in blazes?
隐蔽！ Seek cover!
- 小心！ - 让开！ - Watch out! - Make way!
不！ No!
你们这些烂骨头！ Oh, you miserable bags of bones!
快爬起来再… Pick yourselves up and sally fo...
再… Sally for...
再冲 Sally forth.
快 你们这些没用的东西！ Come on, you miserable wretches.
低一点 Lower.
举起来！ Heave!
前进！ Forward!
巩固城门！快！ Buttress the door, now!
紧紧抓住！ Hold fast!
- 退后！ - 砸死这些怪物！ - Back! - Stone these creatures!
可恶！ Damn you!
一定很痛 That's got to hurt.
接着 怪物东西！放箭！ Go, you cretins! Arrows!
上箭！ Load!
放！ Fire!
举起来！把你的骨头塞进去！ Heave! Put your backbones into it.
冲破了！城陷了！ We've broken through! The castle is ours!
杀光活人！ Kill the mortals!
快点杀死他们！ Get it achieved and fast!
他们的防守被攻破了！杀死他们！ Their ranks are broken! Have at them!
向后退！守卫城墙！ Pull back! Man the parapet!
保护死灵之书 Protect the book.
- 撤退！ - 愿神救助 - Retreat! - God save us all.
与21世纪打个招呼 Say hello to the 21st century.
不！ Nooooo!
快点！ Come on!
人人有份！ I got plenty for everybody!
小心！ Look out!
再见 Bye-bye.
抓住车上的人！ It's the one in the cart we want!
抓住他！ Get him!
席拉！ Sheila!
席拉？ Sheila?
我们已拿下庭院了 大人 We've secured the courtyard, my lord.
很好 Excellent.
小心！ Look out!
嘿 你是我的人 宝贝 Hey, you're mine, sweetie.
滚开！ Get off of her!
明白了！ Gotcha!
可恶！ Damn you!
大人 My lord.
看好那本书 Stay with the book.
书那本会是我们的！ The book will be ours!
红衣！红衣！ The Red! The Red!
亨利公爵带人来援救了！ Duke Henry and his men have come!
拳头 Blows,
血和死亡！ blood and death!
是亨利公爵！ Duke Henry!
去死！ Die!
向前冲 兄弟们！ Onward, valiant cousins!
他们在撤退了！ Their ranks are broke!
嗨 Hello!
这就对了 There you go.
书是我的 The book is mine.
我把你剁个稀巴烂 I'll cut your gizzard out.
去哪儿了？ Hey, where'd he go?
来吧 Come to papa.
去抓他！ Get him!
疯女人 给我滚开！ Oh, you crazy bitch, get off of me!
对 Right.
你以前认为我很美的 You found me beautiful once.
宝贝 你变成丑八怪了 Honey, you got real ugly.
在这 There we are.
你要来狠的？ So you wanna play rough, eh?
好吧 Okay.
好的 好的 All right, all right.
准备去死吧！ Prepare to die!
你惨了！ You're going down!
我往上走 I'm going up.
我追你到底 I'm coming for you.
来吧！ Come on!
借过 Excuse me.
来吧 Come on.
就这样！ All right!
你激怒我的 你这丑八怪！ You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!
我要把你毁容了！ I'll spoil those good looks.
暗箭伤人！ Back-stabber!
别动！ Hold still!
来啦！ Tally-ho!
我们守不下去了！ We can't hold the battlements!
要守住！要保护那本书！ We will hold! We must protect the book!
我要跟你没完没了 I got a bone to pick with you.
来吧！ Come on.
我把你剁个稀巴烂！ Slice that gizzard open.
落在我手里了！ Now you're mine.
我拿到书了！ At last, the book.
拿到死灵之书了！ I possess the Necronomicon.
我打败你的军队了 I've crushed your pathetic army.
现在我要复仇了！ Now I'll have my vengeance.
坐稳了 死人骨头 你马上要起飞了 Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride.
什么？ Huh?
不！ Noooo!
胜利在握！ Victory's ours!
撤退！撤退！ Retreat! Retreat!
咱们离开这该死的地方！ Let's get the hell out of here!
他们很狡猾 Tricky ones, they are.
如果这是你想要的战争… If it's a fight you want...
看看他们 伙计们 他们不可信也毫无用处 Watch 'em, lads. They're an untrustworthy lot.
走开 小子 Move yourself, lad!
- 伸出你的手 - 嘿 亨利 - Your hand, man. - Hey, Henry.
- 我祝福你！ - 干得好 - Godspeed! - Yeah, nice going.
- 女士 - 亚瑟 - My lady. - Arthur.
我们胜利了 朋友 Well won, my friend.
我们胜利了 We've won the day.
我们是手足了 新的王国诞生了！ We're brothers and a new kingdom shall be born!
书上说只要你喝下这种液体 The book tells us that once you drink this liquid...
并诵读密语： and recite the words,
“卡拉吐 巴拉他 尼克吐” "Klaatu barada nikto, "
你就会回到你那个时代 thou shalt awaken in thine own time.
请记住 Remember,
你必须要正确地读出密语 you must recite the words exactly.
所以我把她留在那里 So I left her there.
我想过留在那儿 I thought about staying.
他们也提议给我机会来领导他们 教诲他们… They offered me the chance to lead them, to teach them,
做君主 to be king.
但我的位置在这里 所以我… But my place is here. So I...
喝下魔水 说了密语 就到这儿了 swallowed the juice, said the words and here I am.
这次你准确地说对密语了吗？ Did you say the words right this time?
嗯 也许我没说出每一个字 声音也比较小 Well, maybe I didn't say every single, tiny little syllable, no,
但基本上我都说了 but basically I said 'em, yeah.
基本上 Basically.
那个 你本可以成为君主的故事 You know that story about how you could've been king?
我想那有点装腔作势 I think it's kind of cute.
对 Yeah.
去死吧！ Die!
女士 恐怕我不得不请求你离开这个商店 Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
你他妈是谁？ Who the hell are you?
我叫艾许 Name's Ash.
豪斯威尔 Housewares.
我要吞下你的灵魂 I'll swallow your soul.
放马过来吧 Come get some.
当然 我要是留在过去 Sure, I could've stayed in the past.
已经成为君主 Could've even been king.
但在我自己的地盘… But in my own way...
我就是君主 I am king.
君主万岁 宝贝 Hail to the king, baby.